An Important Revelation Came to Me in a Dream Last Night

[DeathEatsaCracker]

If Scarlett Johannson's breasts were half as spectacular as they seem when she has clothes on, we would have seen them in some artsy movie or photo shoot by now.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Yeah, I'm saying it.

Scarlett Johansson probably has boobs that feel like ziplock bags of cottage cheese.

 

[PBR]

It needed to be said.